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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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