i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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