i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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