I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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