hotel room ftw
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
kristin has been a bad kristin
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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