Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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