Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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