She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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