What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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