Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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