Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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