I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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