Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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