Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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