If that was your dad, he is hot
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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