I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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