If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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