They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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