absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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