How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
