My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
that's an acceptable place to lick
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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