we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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