It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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