You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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