if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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