How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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