shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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