I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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