but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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