You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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