Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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