i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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