how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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