ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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