Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
