It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
COCAINE IS GR8
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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