I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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