They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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