is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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