I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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