I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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