I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
