Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
ok first of all what the fuck
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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