I skipped work to stalk him.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
