um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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