did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I enjoy the company of your penis
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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