My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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