think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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