I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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