we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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