Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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