idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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