There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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