I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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