Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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