He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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